Monday, September 17, 2012

Day One Hundred Ninety Four: Fairly Smelly Fairy Tales

A Fairy Tale for you:

Once upon a time there was a New House.  In that New House lived a Leaky Sink.  The Leaky Sink made the Cabinet wet.  The Owner of the New House was so happy in the New House that she didn't notice the Leaky Sink or the Wet Cabinet.  That made the Leaky Sink and the Wet Cabinet sad.  One day the Owner discovered the Leaky Sink and fixed it.  She dried the Wet Cabinet and everyone was happy...except the Wet Cabinet...Because, after the Wet Cabinet dried, it started to smell musty.  The Owner noticed the musty smell and tried to fix it, but the Wet Cabinet still smelled musty. This made the Owner sad.

One day the Owner's Fairy Godmother, Martha Stewart, came to help.  She told the Owner how to clean the Wet Cabinet so the musty smell would go away.  Fairy Godmother Martha told the Owner to fill a container with vinegar, seal, then punch holes in the top.  She told her to put the container inside the Wet Cabinet overnight and the musty smell would go away.  The Owner did exactly what her Fairy Godmother told her to do, and when she woke up the next morning, the musty smell was gone.


THE END.

That was a true story.  No really, it was.

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