1) Make the bed,
2) Manage clutter,
3) Sort the mail,
4) Clean as you cook,
5) Wipe spills when they are fresh, and
6) Sweep the kitchen floor.
Today I decided to put this into practice and see if I could, indeed, "keep chaos at bay".
1) Make the bed: Done. With the help of my lovely sister-in-law (who is visiting from out of town), I managed to make all five beds in a few minutes. Never mind that this task was completed approximately five minutes before bedtime.
2) Manage clutter: I presided over all the clutter in my house today. I told the toys to put themselves away and ordered the laundry to fold itself. Of course, I had to do everything myself in the end. You can't find any good help these days.
3) Sort the mail: Done. I get a ridiculous amount of mail every day. In an effort to save myself from being crushed under an avalanche of mail, I resolved long ago to sort our mail every day into three piles: Recycling, Bills and Catalogues. Observation: the size of the Bills pile is directly proportionate to the size of the Catalogue pile.
4) Clean as you cook: Done. If I didn't clean as I cooked I would probably never cook...the sheer number of dishes at the end of a meal can be completely overwhelming. :shudder:
5) Wipe spills when they are fresh: Done. When I knocked over that bottle of wine while cooking dinner, I wiped it up immediately and told my husband I used it for cooking.
6) Sweep the kitchen floor: Done. Kitchen floor is food-, dirt- and toy-free. Observation: My children are messy eaters. While I may not be keeping chaos at bay by sweeping the floor, I'm definitely keeping the ants at bay.
Conclusion: I'm not sure how any of these things "keeps chaos at bay". To me, chaos entails something more than dried food on the floor and a stack of mail next to your unmade bed. My house, however, is tidy and clean, and bedlam seems to have been averted for today.
Dear Martha,
ReplyDeleteIf I had followed your advice and cleaned up the dinner dishes as I went, what would I have done at 4 a.m. whilst up with a teething baby?
Signed,
I need a night nurse